Wednesday, September 14, 2005

罗汉睡禅功

休息(睡觉)是为了走更长的路。
所以本尊决定闭关修炼 <<罗汉睡禅功>>,于阳历十月八九日出关。
那时,本尊一定会有很多趣事告诉各位,所以请各位尽情期待。谢谢!

Sunday, September 11, 2005

A Veri Long Tired Day...

Wah sei...
Today is reali one whole tired day for mi...

I wake up early in the morning at 6++am... brush teeth, wash up, bathe, den go out. Go where...??? Go Parkway Parade. I even check the streetdirectory site last nitz, how to go Parkway Parade from my house. Took mi quite an effort to find the way to there. And why am i going there...??? Coz i wan to go there, to take a look at the three enormous banners, tat r hanging there, done from my company. And i found it veri easily.





These banners r 7.4m width n 15m height. These banners r real big scale job. Do u noe tat it take mi abt 12 Hours to print one such banner, den afterwards need to pass to production for sewing the banner... blah blah blah... I am always veri impress abt my company's production crew. They can actually fix these big banners up n install them into the frame. Tis is veri tough to do spider-webbing to frame for such a big banner. Hmmmm.... so impress...

Some may be wondering... if i wan to come down here to see banners, muz i wake up so early...??? The reason is, I like to pick cheap stuffs... :P Delifrance now come out wif breakfast buffet, which cost $6.95. You can take many selection of small breads & rolls, muffins, cookies, puff pastries, tea cakes... as many as u can eat, n within the breakfast hours, plus free flow of drink, either coffee, tea or orange juice(If i'm not wrong). I took few books wif mi, to enjoy reading, while i hving my buffet breakfast at Delifrance. Wat a good enjoy. Yummy....



I found tis window vinyl stickers at Parkway Parade. These menu stickers, for Siam Kitchen, r all oso done from my company. Siam Kitchen made themselves as quite a good client. However, their job is not the veri expensive kind of deals tat my company is concentrating on...



After tis breakfast round, i start to figure/find my way to Raffles Place. I wan to see another major job, done by my company oso. If u hve read my previous previous blog, u should noe tat recently, i done a Fuji Xeron sticker job, which is veri big scale job. Tat sticker is to be pasted on the outside of Fuji Xeron Tower Building, n the dimension is 6.5m width n 25m height. Tis job is much bigger as compared to Jean Yip. My colleague told mi tis sticker can be found somewhere near Raffles Place, near Clifford Pier... God damn... I walk here n there, walk round n round... still couldn't find the Fuji Xeron Tower. Finally i gave up n call the Sales person-in-charge, n ask her the exact location. Damn it, coz the exact real location is at Tanjong Pajar, n my colleague told mi is somewhere near Raffles... Tat y i can't find tat Tower. Den i make my trip to Tanjong Pajar... Walk find walk find, n finally found tat building...

Wow... the sticker looks so big n tall to mi...



If u read my previous previous old entry, i mention how tough it is to do tis job. When client pass us a job, they usually will give a hard copy, n we as printing company, muz die die try to match to their hard copy. Our company initial print-out, the colors r so off from the hard copy. Tis means i hve to re-sort tat flatten file into different layers by pathing them n do individual color matching, which is always a veri tough process, n i hate tis veri much. Haiz...

After appreciating tis enormous sticker for quite some time... den i make my way to meet my frenz...

Spotted tis Subway Poster when i'm on the way to MRT. Proudly done by mi oso. God damn tat those Subway plp kept on asking for changes for their poster job, like the green is not their trademark green, the red is the wrong red, the yellow is not strong at all, the burger looks so yellowish to them, the meat looks so reddish to them, some part looks so 烧焦... blah blah blah... Need to change here, change there... Blah blah blah... But lucky they finally made their approval after three rounds of proofing... Haiz...



Sorri ED, suppose to mit u in the afternoon, but later i change my mind to mit my other group of frenz... Veri Sorri...
Jiro 没用,真该打! (*Jiro hit himself wif his head*)

Meet J, PL n Yagami34, reason is to celebrate Yagami34's 27th BDae... :P Bot him a present n cake (*Veri expensive*) n hve a round of makan wif him. Contents of the conversation made during the makan shall be reserved in fridge.


Story originated by J.
Story edited by PL.
Story typed out by Jiro. :P

PL wanted to buy mooncakes, so we accompany her to make selection at the hall in Taka... The place wif many stalls selling mooncakes. We pass by a stall, named as 嘉香大酒楼. We were tasting their sample, when sudden the assistance standing there, talk to mi, saying tat my face looks familiar... Oh my god, wat does tat mean...??? R he trying to say tat i been making many rounds there to taste free samples of mooncakes... Bianz... I didn't even step a single foot to tat hall, until PL wan to buy mooncake, den u go visiting there lor... But even if a person reali been there for rounds to taste free mooncakes, he oso shouldn't talk to customer in such a way lor... Apparently wat he says is almoz close to being rude to customers. Haiz...

So everyone, remember huh... Dun go visiting tat stall n buy mooncakes from them... Coz their service sux... The name of tat stall is 嘉香大酒楼.

Blah blah blah...
Finally reach home... den i go see doctor for my leg's cone problem. I tot the doctor may hve some medicine for mi to apply, to let whatever blah n blah inside tat cone to come out. But my doctor consultation is, dun apply medicine, coz tat will cause the problem to be worse n infectious... He juz gave mi a STONE n ask mi to rub against my cone everytime i came out after my bathe. Wah sei... $33 for juz a simple stone. Haha...

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Ya! Ya! Ya! My First Time Saying Happy BDae To U, Yagami34...

Known him for 8++ years liao... n it had always been quite a failure of mi, as a frenz, to actually remember when is his bdae... I dun remember register his bdae into my memory n wish him happi bdae ONCE.

And tis year... i tinking of giving such excuses like...
Arrggghhh... I dunno ur bdae juz passed...
Arrggghhh... I forget abt ur bdae liao... Sorri... Happi Belated Bdae...

But sorri... cannot lor... Coz for tis year... he actually placed his Date Of Birth so BIG in his blog, not juz a simple BIG, is

BIG BIG BIG...

So unless u r blind, it is impossible not seeing n noeing his bdae at all. I doubt if i actually hve a second blogger frenz tat actually places their DOB in their blog... (*sweatdrop*)... Haha... :p

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Ya! Happy Birthday To U, Yagami34...
Regardless is ZX or whoever so or so... faster grab them be4 they make others as their pick.
Actually i wan to call u on Monday, asking if u wan to lose some money on Sat at ur house for MJ session... but too bad, i'm working today... so call off. :p
To make u feel more like a BDae guy, i shall let LeeHom to sing u 一首简单的歌. Wish u will like it. :P

Friday, September 09, 2005

尼克斯城堡的欠扁问答题。

来来来, tis blog is veri good.
http://jerrie.atspace.com/

Thou i dunno him, but his blog is veri good... Why???
Coz he provide many 佩芬公主's 欠扁问答题.

Here r some good ones.
Move ur cursor on top of the in order to see the answer. \(^o^)/

蜜蜂最爱到那里小便? BP (Bee Pee)

哪两个英文字最受人们喜欢听? C & D, coz u like to listen to CD...

一只熊走过来。猜成语。 有备 (Bear) 而来

布和纸,怕什么? 布和纸只怕'一',因为不(布)怕意外,只(纸)怕万一

哪一个名人很红,却又不成功? Spiderman (失败的MAN)

刀和枪是什么颜色? Blue, coz 刀枪不入(Blue)

天比较大,还是月比较大? 月比较大,因为一个月有二十八天到三十一天。

什么花没有绿叶? 豆花!

蛋糕倒了,是谁鼓励它呢? 猪。因为它是朱(猪)古力(鼓励)蛋糕。

麻雀很吵,怎么才能让它不发出声音? 只需压一压。因为鸦(压)雀无声。

The above 欠扁问答题 r all asked be4 in 尼克斯城堡. Thx Jerrie updating these in his blog n share wif all Peifen4ever fan club members.

Halo everyone, which joke u like best huh...???
Got any good joke can oso share at my tis blog entry. Thx.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Word Vertification...

To All :

Sorri to all...
I'm turning on my word vertification now...

I'm so feed up by those nuisane "Anonymous" spam comments... Thus i decide to turn on my word vertification. Sorri for making u doing one more extra step when u wan to add comments in my blog.

From Administrator.

Never will I visit them...

As wat i put in my info here...
I like to visit cafes/fast food restaurants for my reading...
But of all the choices... i DIE DIE oso won't visit tis one...

Their trademark color is green...
Their poster always put "Craving for nutrients..." (Yikes)
Always claim tat their burger is veri healthy, low fats blah blah blah... (Idiotic advertising methods)
Thou i seldom eat KFC, coz fattening... But i rather eat KFC den tis one...

Tis is the onli pic i taken, wif TAT as my background... tat i strongly regret now...



If there is once tat i lan lan hve to visit tis fast food restaurants, i will sure comment it out loudly wif these...

How come the burger 颜色怪怪的...??? So yellowish n reddish...!!!
吃下去会不会中毒...???
How come the burger looks so different from the poster...???
Is tis a fraud or wat...???
Do they reali call tis as healthy burger...

Read until here, those tat noe mi well, should noe tat "Somebody" had juz 踩到我的尾巴, which result mi in saying such things...

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Yes933 recently is broadcasting 5566's latest album, n says tat 白色花漾 is their 2nd great hit of tis album. NO! NO! NO! The second hit should be tis song -> 回到我身边 - 山塔露琪亚.

Hope everyone will enjoy! \(^o^)/

Monday, September 05, 2005

Nearly 4get Abt Tis... Happi BDay To Great Turtle Sng... :p

Haha...

Reali reali reali almoz 4get abt ur bdae...
No song delication for u now... Coz now i'm playing my fav song... :p
But u can still hve my bdae greetings for u...

Wish u work hard for ur studies, n get VERI VERI VERI good results...
Wish ur body 争气一点, n exercise more, so tat u dun need to drop Pes to C9 or lower when u came back from studies...
Wish tat ur luck for tis yr, is like climbing staircase... always ascending n nv declined...
Okie... lastly, wish u get less n less pimples thru-out the year... n get better looking by a-bit... juz a-bit hor...

For those tat do not noe how tat turtle looks like...
Nah... is here...

Great Turtle Sng

Ooopsss... Half of his face kana mosaic... :p

Here is den my song for u...
Happi birthday to u,
Happi birthday to u,
Happi birthday to GREAT TURTLE SNG.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U.

~*sweatdrop*~
I forget u prefer plp calling u Jay...
Okie... rewind please...

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Here is den my song for u...
Happi birthday to u,
Happi birthday to u,
Happi birthday to GREAT TURTLE JAY.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U.

Whahahah... :p

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Can Singaporeans stop insulting the finalists in Project Superstar...

I read these articles in the newspaper. I do not noe if they r the latest news or not. It juz upset mi seeing the way tat plp r viewing the whole competition in such a immature way...

Initially, plp start saying tat if u r a student of whatever blah blah blah music learning school, u will sure be able to make far in tat competition. Coz the judges/teachers will try their best to make u go far. Bullshit! By saying tat, u r not onli insulting the 24 finalist, u r oso insulting the whole competition itself. If u still tink it is so unfair, go join one school n see if u can make it into top 24 in the next Project Superstar.

The competition finally ends, wif Kelvin as the winner. The whole competition from start to closing, has been veri open. Even the final had made veri veri open. None of the judges' score shall be considered as the Superstar marking guage. Whether who shall be the superstar is all determined by the whole Singapore audience. Yet, after the competiton, IDIOT plp have the cheek to say tat, for the next Project Superstar, u can be a superstar if u hve money, coz u will sure win. I can't believe how come Singaporean can say such immature n childish words lor. Isit becoz they hve no brains, no breast or no ass... If u tink got money den can become superstar, den u might as well take the money n go buy a recording studio, n start making ur own music album, see if the market will accept u anot. Make sure u will use ur decomposed brain to tink first, if u actually hve the talent to sing anot.

Lastly, tis is wat i see... 作票
Another no brains topic right. Things hve made it so far liao, so why muz plp 作票 in order to make who n whoever so to get Kelvin or Kelly. Honestly saying, not juz the both of them lor, those finalists tat make it veri far, r winners themselves already. They hve made a lot of publications for themselves n earning themselves wif a certain amount of fame liao lor. So wat is there to lose? By saying the words 作票, u r not juz insulting Kelvin n Kelly, u r oso insulting the remaining finalists tat made it veri far lor. Can u plp give them the basic respect? Stop saying any bullshit words tat may hurt the dignity of ones'.

Next time, when any of the finalist release any album, they r projecting themselves as Singapore singer for their album. If even their homeland plp r not supporting them, den how can u expect oversea plp to accept them?

Friday, September 02, 2005

My support towards good music albums...

A summary...
I remember i spend a lot on clothings in July, resulting mi to tighten my pocket veri veri tight towards the end of the month. Tat y i tell myself, to spend wisely in August.

I hve plan to save a certain amount by the end of August... everything goes so well until the last two weeks... All sorts of good albums start releasing out... n i reali like some songs in their album...

Lan lan... end up spending money to buy them. I remember i altogether bot 5 albums, one JJ KTV version album, one VCD and Initial D movie DVD (All r originals from Singapore). Haha... end up the amount i save for August is so pathetic...

And juz today, 2nd of September, bot another album again... :p
Album from 陶晶莹, named as 走路去纽约. Her first hit song, 走路去纽约, has been broadcasting in Yes 933 quite frequently during tis week. I find tis song not bad... tat is y it triggers mi to buy tis album.

Okie... for tis month, muz reali further tighten my pocket n restrain myself from buying more albums liao. Does anyone noe when Jay's latest album will be releasing... is tis month or next month...??? :p

To Melia :

My mom start poking her eyes into ur blog liao. She noe the existance of ur blog liao. Ur blog address is a shortcut link in my web browser homepage. Tat y it takes juz a click to go to ur blog. Haha... Looks like ur blog hve being "attack" by the plp tat u wish they do not noe.

My mom even noes tat u juz fail ur history recently... :p

Project Superstar - Kelvin

For both Kelly n Kelvin, they r the ones tat i will like to noe(not to see), to be the grand finalists for tis competition. Sad to say tat i can't watch their finals at all, coz i work night shift job.

Between Kelvin n kelly, i tink i will support Kelvin. Kelly looks sweet to mi, but now we r marking them on a singing competition, thus i will supported Kelvin more. I feel he is more suitable den anyone to sing tis song, 童话, from 光良. Coz in tis song, i remember there is tis phrase of lyrics...

童话里都是骗人的,我不可能是你的王子...

Kelvin has been living as a handicap ever since he was borned. Thus, he had nv tot tat he can be a prince... not even once i believe, be4 he participate in Project Superstar. He may be dreaming a lot during his childhood days, of curing his handicap... but a dream is still a dream... Thuz tis is why i say, he is the onli one tat can reali sing tis song wif great emotions n saddness... My colleague says tat he sang better den 光良... which i agree...

Glad to noe tat Kelvin won tis competition, n became Singapore first Superstar. I bet many of his fans may be bursting into tears when the result revealed tat Kelvin won the competition. Coz tis will make plp finally realise tat, 童话 can never be always 骗人的...

Black Ink Jiro

When i get back home tis morning...
First thing i do, take off my clothes, my shirt, my long grey pants, n throw them into the rubbish bin. Yes, i'm throwing them away, even thou the grey pants hve being wif mi for many years liao, n i like to wear it, due to the comfort of the pant's loose cutting... But now, i dumping it. I tink i'm oso wan to throw away the slippers tat i wear yesterday.
Next, i dash into the toilet for my bathe, for definitely more den 30 minutes... Scrubbing my arms, my fingers, my toes, my legs, my face, my ears... etc...

What actually happen...???

Yesterday morning, i listen from Yes 933 on horoscope fortune telling, n it says tat my luck for yesterday is veri veri bad... n YES, tis came true to mi yesterday...

I'm so clumsy last nitz tat i got myself spilled by the black waste ink, onto my face, my shirt, my pants, all over my body. The waste ink bottle, is used to collect the waste ink collected from one printer. Tat bottle is full n i wan to empty it. I twisted the bottle cap (Big opening) a little, n many ink start flowing out. I'm shock a bit, coz since tat bottle is so full to the brim, how come the printer sensor did not detect waste ink tank full. Den i twist it more in order to open. Guess wat... the sudden open of the cap, cause a simple chemistry reaction to occur. Air rushed out from tat bottle, which cause the ink inside to "POP" out so sudden. It caught me off guard, n the ink spill over my body. Some ink eventually "attack" into my left eye... i shouted for help, but apparently, my colleague couldn't hear mi. I can hardly see wif my half open right eye. I dunno whether tat bottle, which supposed to be in my hands seconds ago, is still upright on the floor, or topple n the ink spread all over the place. Since on one came to my rescue, i wanted to dash to the toilet first to wash my eye. My legs r oso covered wif ink, so r my slippers... I took off my slippers, n hop towards the toilet. Since my hands, my fingers r oso covered wif ink, i got to wash my hands first, be4 i can use my hands to wash my eye. During tis short period of time, i can feel the burning sensation on my skin n eye... Wow sei... i am so worried abt my left eye. Luckily, after washing n washing n washing... my eye gets better. My quick reaction to shut off my eye 0.00001 sec be4 tat ink "attack" into my left eye, actually save my eye. God bless me...

Since my shirt n pants, all kana by ink... I oso worried how i should go back home. I need to work OT for last nitz... work until today morning. Initially, i be taking bus home... but now in tis current state, i juz dun feel good to take bus, coz plp will look at tis black ink covered guy, n start whispering, abt how weird tis guy is... Haiz... Lanlan... i ended up call my father to wake up early to drive mi back home.

So unlucky for my 1st September 2005.