笑话中的级品

此冷笑话，是由我们新加坡十大美女之首 - 甜死人不赔命，佩芬公主提供的。保证是冷到极点，笑话中的级品。

有一天，蜡笔小新问妈妈。
蜡笔小新：“妈妈，你搅拌咖啡时，是用左手还是右手？”
妈妈说：“我是用右手的。”
蜡笔小新就笑着回答：“妈妈，你好厉害。我都是用汤匙来搅拌咖啡的。你却不怕烫，用右手来搅拌。”

Mob Sister, pls Drink Drank & Drunk, in order to act better...

I finally understand why the newspaper movie section state such low scoring for tis movie, n commented it so badly... coz tis movie is really veri badly done...

Wif so many veteran acters in tis movie, yet their importance is not veri significant in tis movie. In trailer, plp might Karena Lam will revenge against tis small little gal 18 years later... and the story will show how tis small little gal grow up in the struggle of power era...

But eeeerrrr.... the movie story is not like tat lor... And wat i feel is rather out lor... The gal takes over the triad, but wat she does is onli noe how to cry... Wat the crap is the script doing... Kaoz...

Another lousy part of tis movie, is the movie effects... using black flash screen effects... Using once or twice is okie to audience lor... But keep on using will GREATLY irritated the audience lor...

The ending part is the worst... Using so many black cars, crashing n bumping against each other, trying to show triad fights, which i tink is a great failure lor...

No wonder Today papers give 1 star out of 5 to tis movie. Hmmmm... i shall be a better judge. I give 1.5 Popcorns out of 5 for them. (*cackle*)

Tis is a better movie. Stared by Miriam Yeung & Daniel Wu again (Screen Couple).
A comedy indeed, tat will make u laugh thru-out the 1.5hrs, to make sure ur ticket money is guaranteed back.

Some jokes tat u can hear on n off thru out the movie. Like Daniel Wu washed all Miriam Yeung's under-garments... den hang it at the house balcony... When Miriam Yeung saw it, she quickly keep them all back, saying tat by doing so, it will cause riots to Taiwan, n exposing her sizes to let the whole world noeing wat size she's wearing for her bikini... Haha...

Tis movie, i will give 3.5 Popcorns to it.

Tis is the Ngee Ann Lion Dance sticker cum banner job tat i'm saying in my previous previous entry. These r the stickers tat u can see at every entrance of Ngee Ann City.

And tis is the Singha Banner tat i mentioned. Look at the big banner on the right side, hanging at the outside of Ngee Ann City. Singha is a Thai Beer.

For Dasa & Yagami34...

To Dasa :

To be a better frenz of urs, i juz dun tink it is good to play such sad song for ur Bday... Thus, i decide to change to tis song, from Z Chen, 快乐 (Happiness). Watch tis song MV if u hve the chance. A veri good MV indeed (9.5/10 points).

I hereby wish u 生日快乐, enjoying ur veri own happiness in ur veri unique day.

As for my own song delication huh... drop it to my next playng song... \(^o^)/

To Yagami34 :

My reply to ur latest blog entry.
Haha... U r veri funny.
I always agreed wif such saying - 知我莫若猪朋狗友.
I'm fortunate to hve so many piggy/doggy frenz around mi, like TJ, J, HM, PL, N, ZR, MS etc...(I bet some may be killing mi if they hear mi describing them as pigs & dogs... Haha...)

Yes...
I will be the last one to believe if u tell mi u changed.
Similarly, i bet u will be the second last to believe mi, if i tell u my personality changed. Why second last huh...??? Coz i shall be the last to believe tat, u actually believe in mi. Hahaha...

If u let mi choose to believe in which one, i will prefer to choose believing 火星撞地球 happened den believing u or i changed ur personality liao... Haha...

Anyway... Whether u/i changed anot, is not important...
Coz i may not be addressing u as Yagami34 anymore if u tell mi u use another way to breathe... Remaining the same is nv the worst. It juz matters how u do to make urself living in a better place, wif a better mood. Learn to joke on the right time, n cut off ur silly jokes... (*sweatdrop*) Glad tat u hve a better week for tis week. Take care... \(^o^)/

And pls, turn on ur blog commenting feature leh... So tat i dun need to post my reply here liao... I doubt u wan mi to put tis chunk of replies in ur chatter rit...???

让时间开口

张智成
让时间开口


脚步重心口痛你开始泪流
太明白在未来已不能迁就
应验了一开始有人说我们一定不会长久

泪干了各自走不会有挽留
现在就放开不会再牵的手
没有错我们并没有错只是走不到最后

从头到尾安静的承受
分开的默契我们都有
所有的想念和问候
留作以后朋友代口

当时间缓缓流走
已不适合再开口
背影随沉默拉长
所有答案都在心上

当时间缓缓流走
会代替我们开口
寂寞再回到身旁
爱情留待别人遇上


Everyone, pls enjoy understanding the chem-ness of these lyrics for tis song. \(^o^)/

没有错，我们并没有错，只是走不到最后...

Halo...
As compare wif last week mood...
My mood for tis week, from Monday till now, still slightly V.Good...

Hoohoo... One of the reason is, I finally bot the albums tat i been waiting for... wait until my neck long long liao... They r Z Chen's latest album - Happiness, and Yida's latest album - Exclusive Code (I bot the version tat comes together wif DVD, containing the MVs of his songs).

Haha... u plp may be saying tat Jiro, is a fan of them. No no no...
Recently, i will onli purchase albums, if tat song is indeed fantastic, otherwise tat song lyrics is EXCELLENT. The lyrics clearly echo out my feelings... And tis is the reason why i bot the two albums...

I bot Z Chen's album, juz for the sake of tis song, 让时间开口(Allow Time To Speak For Itself). Tis is indeed a GREAT n SPLENDID song. Reason why i like tis song, is becoz of tis phrase of lyrics -> 没有错，我们并没有错，只是走不到最后

The No.1 song tat is always in my mind, whose lyrics clearly echo out my feelings, is tis song, 忘不了, from Ben C. Now, tis song became second. My No.1 BEST LYRICS song shall goes to 让时间开口, from Z Chen.

I wonder wat u plp tink when u see these lyrics... My brain juz sudden surface wif many flash-backs when i hear tis phrase of lyrics.

没有错，我们并没有错，只是走不到最后.
We Did No Wrong, But We Juz Can't Finish Ur Journey...

There was no third party. The guy did not 偷吃, the gal did not 偷情, but how come they still got separated in the end. It was not a cruel separation. Neither did they never talk to each other anymore. Yet they became best frenz instead... They still share wif each other the discomforts tat they face in life every now n then... Wat is there lacking, tat juz couldn't make them back to be4 again...???

I ask my colleague yesterday, wat he tink of, when he hear tis phrase of lyrics. I ask him if he has encountered any situation be4, like the one i mention above. He paused a while, looking amazed by how i surface out such mermories wif tat phrase. Then he reply NO, coz he's always the 偷吃's party. Haha...

Tis song, shall be broadcasting in my blog veri soon... Shall be specially delicated to someone as well... The time is going to ripe veri soon... \(^o^)/

Another album tat i bot, is Yida's Exclusive Code.
Nah... I will knock my head against the wall if i tell plp tat i bot tis album for the sake of tis song, Exclusive Code. I find tis song... nothing special, so so lor... But for his second hit of tis album... tat's a better song. The song is, 那女孩对我说.

I like tis song, is oso becoz of its lyrics. They r ---
她渐渐忘了我，但是她并不晓得，遍体鳞伤的我，一天也没再爱过.

She blamed mi for cheating her, n stealing her heart, But she never knows tat i have never in love again after tat previous break-up. Meaning my hurt is definitely not in-significant as compared to hers.

Great lyrics right!!!
Someone here may wow wow wow liao, when u read until here. Jiro, ur love experiences is so furtile leh... Nah... Tat is juz some sudden thoughts i came abt when hearing these lyrics... Not reali echo-ing my hearts n soul words... (A Lie)

Becoz i like tis song veri much, i shall specially delicate tis song, 那女孩对我说, from Yida, to myself.

Oopss... Yes, Dasa, i remember u asking for a song delication for ur birthday. I wonder if tis song is good for u. Otherwise not, i can change another more happy song to wish u for ur Bday. Not Initial D song, coz my soundtrack album, juz lent to Mr Idiot-Tat-Bot-Creative-Zen Sylvestor. Therefore, i dun hve the originals to play any Initial D songs for u. Tat explain why i placed Initial D - Intro, in my song waiting list, yet it it still not its turn to play.

----------------------------------------------------------

Done many BIG scale jobs, from Monday till yesterday...
Big jobs, equivalent to heavy burden n more worries... Coz if i done wrong, or not doing well... many fingers shall be pointing at mi. But I am so GLAD tat i done it EXCELLENT.

Starting from next week, all menu boards tat u see in Starbucks, is done by mi. Not reali my design, but tat job, from open to close, all handle by one n onli mi. And it is not juz for one outlet, but twenty over outlets in Singapore.

The most difficult job tat i get in tis week, is from Fuji Xeron. Wow... the soft copy tat they gave mi, when printed out, is so light blue color. And their hard copy's colors, is so far out from ur prints. I hate to do color matching, esp when the client (A Idiot, refer to my previous blog entry if u do not noe wat i mean) gave us a FLATTEN file. I juz simple hve to redo everything into layers again... Haiz... Why i say tis is the most difficult job. Not onli is the color matching a difficult task, tis job is oso a large scale, expensive job. Coz the dimension of tis print, is 6m width and 25m height. Althogther i need two rolls of 100 metres length of stickers to print for tis job. Wowow...

No worries, coz the Mr Handsome-Cum-Intelligent Jiro still manage to finish tis job beautifully. I juz dunno how to describe how impress i feel abt myself, thru words here.

Another large scale job, is Singha job. A BIG banner tat is going to be hang on Taka's building. I tink u plp will see tis banner hanging at the outside of Taka building on Saturday. When i open the file tat the client gave mi... I start cursing n swearing again... Coz the file is oso veri problematic... which makes mi go all the way, amending the faults, be4 the file can be used. Haiz... Luckily, clever Jiro still noe how to tackle such problems.

Lastly is the Ngee Ann City Lion Dance job. Lion Dance season is coming again, n my company got tis job for printing banners n stickers for Ngee Ann City. Wowow... Great effort n great job from mi, on tis job as well.

All above mentioned jobs, all belongs to one sales person. I bet she's impress by my performances. She treated mi wif one BIG tasty cream puff yesterday. I seldom eat such sweet stuffs. But since she secretly gave mi tis puff, den juz eat it. Hmmm...\(^o^)/

----------------------------------------------------------

I bot Yida's album yesterday, and tat album comes together wif a entry ticket to DXO bar @ Esplanade, on tis coming Saturday, at 3pm to Yida's Live Mini Concert. I dun go for such concerts, esp if tat singer is male (I will rush to like crazy horse, if tat ticket is for SHE's concert). Thus, i offer tis ticket to my frenz, J. Initially, she feel interested in going, tinking tat i be coming along. But nah... I onli got one ticket... Thus if i give it to u... u will be going there urself. Hearing tat, she dun wan liao... n thx mi for offering her.

I approach my female colleagues, asking if they wan. Same same... they tot i jio them to DXO bar, grab my arm, n start telling plp tat i jio them to bar. Haha... I onli got ONE ticket lor... If u wan it, u will be going there urself lor... Haha...

Trash Mood...

Like wat i posted in Garang blog, my tis whole week mood is like trash...
Trash, trash trash...

How to describe better abt my mood...???
Nv in my schoolling days, i hve such a mood... No matter how last minute test or exam the teacher indent, no matter how many chapters r going involved in the test, i can always handle it wifout too much stress...
No matter how pathetic hours of sleeping i hve for the first nitz of my deployment, n still i need to wake up @ 5:30am++ for first light, the mood of dragging my feet to my prone down positon, is PEANUTS as compare to mine tis week mood...
Haiz...

I start to hve veri negative feelings abt some of my colleagues liao... I shall named him as F***H. He is not setting a good example at all. I can see him, spending his time after office hours, surfing the net, den still hve the face n cheek to punch for OT hours... Not juz once but many many many times lor... Sometimes i wonder if the camera in my office isit rubbish... F***H hve been doing tis for so long liao yet boss still do no actions... It make my nerve burst when i'm busying wif the graphics n prints job, yet there's not one, but TWO shits walking here n there, chit-chatting, waiting for the time to punch OT...

I noe F***H brought his frenz into the department. His frenz may be lacking in experience, den u hve to teach him the things wat... Dun teach him much, dun scold him coz he's ur frenz... Got mistake, juz cast a comments/remarks for him... tats it...

I always tot tat my "LuoHanShenGong", is veri powerful liao... Now i noe tat there's someone out there wif a more powerful technique... named as "Taiji"...

For the whole week, i'm been doing many shits job...
And here is some message to ALL IDIOTS in Singapore...

If u need a printing house to print something for u...
DUN U DARE TO ASK FOR COLOR-MATCH, IF U GAVE THEM A FLATTEN FILE, OR A UN-PATH FILE...
U R JUZ ASKING PLP TO CURSE N SWEAR @ U...

I hve encounter these shits since Monday tis week liao... n it is pissing mi veri much... For all frenz of mine... U should noe tat i hve boycot a local brand, named CXXXXXXXXXXX... They r juz top class idiots from Singapore. I do realised tat for all the top class idiots, their company is MADE IN SINGAPORE. And now i hve another top-class idiot added into my list liao, n their company is oso a veri famous company in Singapore... It existed ever since i'm young... n tis company named YXXXXX XXXXXX... Another top class idiot bunch of plp...

----------------------------------------------------------

Yesterday, we hve a company BBQ @ East Coast, n the pit is at right toward the end of the coast... Veri veri far from the nearest bus-stop... Lucky Ken came to drive mi, else i dun even noe how to go there...

A lot of food to eat... Many plp there... but somehow, the plp tat i can tok to, is onli Ken, Sherng n Jerry... The rest, like dun seems to noe them to a stage tat we can chit chat alot...

I did bring my camera along, but i dun feel like taking pictures wif the production crew... Neither do i wan to take some pic wif the plp tat i cross their faces in my vision.

My colleagues seems horrified, seeing mi eat alot during the BBQ (Sambal fish is good), yet i'm not fat at all... Haha...

There is a lucky draw... the prizes aren't tat good, as compared to the previous year(Told by Ken)... Tis draw can onli be participated by staff, tat join tis company for more den 6 months... meaning i'm qualified as well. I won a $50 cash from tis draw, which i believe will be crediting into my account wif my next pay... Better den nothing...

Actually, i want to run off wif Ken at 9++, but Boss caught us, n intend to drunk Ken, be4 he's willing to release Ken... Haha... And tis, we kana drag to 10++ liao... I drank veri veri veri little during tis BBQ... Nah... i dun wan to start drinking a lot... n be4 i realise, i may be drink-fight wif Boss... Boss is a damn good drinker... He kept on tossing wif plp, drinking Whiskey... Haha...

Finally, we made ur escape at 10++, reach home almoz 11. HongCheng ask mi to Devils... Nah... veri tired... Next time... I onli slept 4 hours the previous nitz... Veri veri tired liao... Sorri...

----------------------------------------------------------

Perhaps, i may need to do something today to en-lighten my weekend...
See how later today...

Lastly, i hve bring down my bakaspace webby liao... Now i shall focus my updating onli to tis one n onli blog webby... Thx u for all ur support since last year October.

And, here's a song delicated to everyone who is reading my blog... Forever Love, from LeeHom.

Marina Carnival...

Some may be wonder wat is the big hu-la tat i may hve abt my sunday nitz, making mi to split the story into two blog entry... No lah... when i writing the previous entry, i'm abt time to go work liao... Thus, i write until half n stop. Now i shall continue...

Dasa tink my photos r well-taken... Haha... Thx for ur comments... Those photos, r actually crop photos... Cropping the part of the photo wif fireworks, removing the other vast part tat show the black sky of Singapore. Heeheee...

Next back to some discussion tat we r chating @ the Food Village. I kept on "Suan" Koh abt his new "ECA"(I dunno wat does tat call in U)... He join Dragon Boat, n he hve lesson on Sunday, from morning till late afternoon. He actually hve the face to report him getting IPPT gold when asked... ... ... Haha... Juz kidding... If he really say tat, i doubt anyone will believe him, when he can even hve difficulties during their chin-up exercises... (If i were him, i will sew my star badge on my shirt... Haha...)

When ask if he is the sabo-king for tat day... He gave the kind of look, a look tat will appear when ur embarrassment history is kana racked out. Haha... I bet while others r rowing clockwise, he is rowing anti-closewise... Haha... :p

I further "Suan" again, saying tat while rowing half way... the drum guy can hve a spare paddle to row the boat, coz someone had juz fainted... Haha... :p Okie, enf abt him...

Next time, when u hve any wackly story... Try not to tell mi, coz i will poke tat story burst... Haha... Juz like KongSeng... Count him lucky tat i dunno where he work his part-time job on Sunday, else i may be visiting him wif my camera... Heeheee... But his intention in joining his school's dancing club, alreali make mi laugh up-side down liao...

Another wah-sei... HongCheng actually chio Cindy to go watch movie... When they first say is The Maid, i reply huh... Wat a bad movie to watch... But Anthony say is a ideal movie, coz when his partner got frighten by the scary scenes, who's the one tat will earn the sudden hug huh... Haha... :p Clever choice, clever choice...

I juz read yesterday Today papers... They say the stall holders setting up their stalls @ the carnival, r not very happy, n they formed a petition to ask for full refund. Their business is bad, n the authorised plp r not directing the flow of crowd to the Food Village etc... Most of them r flooding at the SAF static display area... Quite true, given if i'm at the static display area, i won't walk all the way to the stalls area lor... so far... I might as well makan @ the Marina Steamboat area, den take a bus out... First, the carnival is so big, next these stalls location aren't tat good either... Tat explain their poor business outcome. Haiz... Lanlan...

But i still help to generate their revenue while i'm there... I bot several makans there lor... Anthony ordered a mince-meat noodle there, which cost him $4... I saw there is a fried wanton inside... But Anthony say the food is not good... Hmmm....

And lastly, today is Mr Tall Tall, Quite Handsome, Veri Funny, Veri Amusing, Clever & Cheerful Hao's Birthday... Oops, i meant is Yihao's birthday... Wish him all the best in his career... Next month isit go Russia huh....??? So fortunate...!!!

NDP 2005 Last Fireworks...

Yesterday is a happy day for mi, thou sad...(Wat am i toking...???)

My meeting wif Anthony, HongCheng, Jinfa and YongMing to see fireworks @ Marina Bay, is so last minute tat, i keep on hving the sudden urge to cancel it in order to hve more sleep in my bed...

End up, we arrange to meet at Marina Bay MRT @ 7pm, so tat tat leaves up wif sufficient time to travel in, into my desired spot to take pictures for the fireworks...

I met wif Jinfa first @ City Hall for a quick bite for dinner... After tat we den make ur way to Marina Bay to meet the rest.

As usual, everyone is late. YongMing initially dun wan to come. Coz he had a tiring session of Dragon Boat training from morning till late afternoon, n his whole body is aching... But i still physcho him down, wif the Initial D album tat he wan to borrow from mi since last week... :p

Anthony is slightly late. He's supposed to meet his frenz at the Concert Bay at a earlier time. His frenz reserved a seat for him at the concert bay liao... But guess wat, since we r waiting for HongCheng, we get into the carnival at a SUPER LATE time.

HongCheng reached at abt 7:50pm++, wif a gal tat some might noes. She's Cindy. Wow sei... if i noe he is wif another gal, i will not wan to wait for him, coz i dun wan he to drag his gal to fasten their pace to meet us. If i hve done tat yesterday, i will not be super late for my fireworks.

When ur bus reached there... the fireworks started. And i keep on taking photos while on my way to the concert bay. Wow sei, tis is the first time i find the tall trees so nuisane... I keep on shifting from one spot to another, in order to get a better view. Finally i got separated from my group, to go find a better spot for pictures. My final choosen spot is somewhere at the entrance to the concert bay. Thou the spot isn't TAT GOOD, coz i can't even see the short fireworks from there at all. Regardless i still try my best to take as good pictures as my camera n myself can do...

Sad, tis is the first time too tat i find plp's head is as big as mine, blocking my view... Hahah... :P
Out of thirty over shots i taken, i tink onli ten plus can "Jian Ren", the rest is like taking a picture of the black sky of Singapore... Haha... :p
Okie, here is the BEST pictures tat i select out...


For tis picture, we still on ur way to the concert bay...










I tink for tis two r my best shot liao...








I like these spiral fireworks... So colorful n amazing...
When i see, i like wow wif my eyes for some seconds be4 i raised my camera to take it... Haha...







The last sequence of fireworks is the best. Many flowers of light kept booming in the sky...
Sad tat my camera can't take a better view of tat...

Actually, wat i planning yesterday, is to a picture of myself, wif the firework booming at my background... Tis picture can onli be best taken at the veri top part of the carnival, where the firework is located... Haiz... Since we r late... den we can't expect much liao... Sianz...

After the fireworks, we watch the concert for a while be4 we make ur way out. We pause for coffe break at the food village. Quite a laughter chat. KongSeng actually wans to join his school's dancing club... n i say is he going to roll on the floor like a ball... Haha... :p

For more of the details, i shall leave it to next blog entry...

New Photo Albums From Jiro@JiroLand...

Halo to everyone...

Jiro thanks everyone for visiting my blog here. Thus i finally complete my mini project for re-constructing all my photo albums... Pls take a look under my Jiro's Photo Albums... Thanks!

Here is a song from DonGin for everyone. The name is call Xiang Xin Wei Lai (Believe In Future). Hope everyone will like tis.

-->> My Photo Albums <<--

1. WeiCheng 23rd BDae Mini Celebration @ Party World
2. July BDae Guys Makan Feast @ Rice Table
3. July BDae Guys Continual Celebration @ Devils
4. FTPSS Old Frenz Grand Gathering...
5. David's BDay, hving steamboat buffet @ Marina Bay
6. Kit's BDay Celebration @ Zoon Pub
7. 2005 CountDown @ Devils

For all albums tat i name it here, i do keep a zip file copy wif mi. In any case if u wan these photos, pls drop mi an email asking for it. Thank you veri much. Jiro is proud to present the photos i hve for all to browse...

In any case ur computer browser cannot view my photo albums, it means tat ur browser do not support Flash MX. Pls install the respective Flash MX plugins for ur browser in order to view. Thx.

Saturday is coming...

Saturday is coming, n my week looks so plain to mi...

I wan to watch tis movie, Mob Sister. But somehow the movie timings doesn't suits my timetable during the weekdays... Sianz...

Bot tis great album from DonGin. Reason is for their tis song, Xiang Xin Wei Lai (Believe in ur future). The lyrics is good, n the song is super. Tat y i bot tis album... Hmmm... got any other excellent songs inside tis album... Wait till the weekend den i will find it out... Xiang Xin Wei Lai is splendid... Will be my veri coming BG song soon...

Like Yagami34, there r some ups n downs going on in my company recently... Looks like there is a inter-departmental level kind of meeting conducting next week, n i will be inside there too... Wat to complain... Haha... Lost of words... Sianz...

Finally a good news...
NS men now onli need to serve 10 yrs of reservice... Watch today Straits Times if u wan... The reservice period hve been cut from 13 yrs to 10 yrs liao... Initially the last 3 yrs, the NS men onli need to come back for abt 2 days per annual. As for now, the last 3 yrs hve been scraped. Hoohoo... Hope tat i can finish my services to the nation be4 i reach 35 yrs old.

Another NS related thingy... I book my IPPT date on 16 Dec... Haha... Need to start training veri veri soon... But recently i juz go test my chin-ups... Hoohoo... i can still do standard chin-ups meeting gold counts... Hoohoo...

I juz ask OBS abt his scubba-diving course tat he take recently. 2 theory lessons n 2 practical lesson for hands-on, be4 the instructors will take u to the open sea for diving... Wowowow... FUN... n the whole course cost $399... Anyone interested??? :p

One Week Of Blog...

Wow...

Quite some time did not update my blog/webby liao...

Okie.. here comes mi...

Rewind to 3 days ago, Thursday...

Watch tis not so bad movie, Wedding Crasher. Trust mi, it is reali not so bad. Much better den Hitch if u ask mi. Den why will i say not bad onli, n not excellent or great... Coz the plot of the story, is juz like old pattern kind of love story liao... Nothing innovative abt the script. Guys lied in order to noe the gals tat they want to noe. At first, they enjoyed happily, n when the lie snap off, the mis-understanding comes in, n they got separated. But of coz, till to the end, they will get together back, n tats end the story.

Haha... do u tink the plot is abit similar to Hitch... Ya lor... i oso tink is rather similar. Tat why i say the script or rather plot is not veri innovative at all. Regardless my on top blah blah blah... tis movie is still not so bad... coz there is many parts of the movie tat can make u laugh like crazy...

For example, Jeremy Grey(Vince Vaughn acting) got himself being crash by Gloria Cleary(Isla Fisher acting). Initially, she acted like somehow one wire kana disconnect in her brain... resulting her to get so excited abt Jeremy... Den she introduce Jeremy to her eccentric family, n here comes the laughing whole story. Gloria doing a handjob for Jeremy while they n the rest of the family r hving their dinner. Gloria tied Jeremy up at nitz, wanting to rape him. However, dunno why later Gloria goes off, n her weird brother came in, wanting to take the job on Jeremy. Jeremy was like totally shocked to see tis... Haha... Other funny portions, is like when they r playing american football n when they goes wild hunting...

Blah blah blah... all those r my comments for the movie.

Rewind to yesterday, Saturday.

Went to work wif juz 3 hrs of sleeping be4 hand... Veri veri tired... After work, eat wif family, den i went out again to meet my usual frenz at Esplanade. They r Hong Cheng, KongSeng, Kit n YongMing. Dasa initially says she's coming, but pull back at the reali last minute. Wah lau... Wat happen huh...???

There eat eat eat, tok tok tok... Den we move on to the next destination when YongMing arrived. We went to Zoon Pub again, even since the last time we visited is half a year ago. The cute waitress hve all changed, to the better. :p N tat is wat i meant real. Wow...

There is reali quite a nice place to pass ur time wif ur frenz. We play cards, we sing abit, we eat peanuts, n veri fast the time struck three like a second. Nah... we dun drink a lot last nitz. Enjoyable.

Here comes a side comment. There is a stretch of hawker stalls next to DXO Bar, at Esplanade. I bycot the "Fried Kwey Tiao" over there, the stall wif a pullup stand in front of their stall. It's a personal comment tat i hve to make mi DISLIKE this stall n its food. For those who noe the behind story, dun ever try tat stall even thou tat stall food looks tempting... Pui Pui Pui...

Today.

Slept for abt 6hrs, den kana drag by my Mom to wake up to visit my grandma, who is in hospital now. She's a bit of mental problems now. Tinking back years ago, she's still a veri active grandma, afternoon play card game wif her aunties frenz, evening cook dinner, wash clothes, sleep den wake up veri early the next day. And now her condition is totally different. Tis clearly shows how all kinds of illness may appear in a person when he aged. Haiz...

After tat, went to QueensWay Shopping Center to meet HongCheng, KongSeng n YongMing. WeiCheng joined us later as well. HongCheng wants to buy 2 pairs of jeans, n we r there juz to walk walk wif him. Hmm... i didn't go to tis famous cut cut price shopping center be4... tats y i'm coming today... Quite many shops there... The designs of the shirts n jeans sold there, r indeed veri nice. Thou i dun reali see the price is greatly reduce alot... like jump storey sale... We satisfied urself wif hotdog set meal @ Ikea Center, followed by a short tour inside Ikea n short chat inside Burger King, be4 we dismissed urself.

And here is another personal side comment.

YongMing felt tempting to buy Creative Zen Neeon... n i STRONGLY discourage him from buying... Is a personal opinion of mine tat i dun like MP3 players from Creative... So for frenz of mine, pls dun ever use a Creative Zen or whatever Creative MP3 player in front of mi. Thx.

For My Friends who like to earn a little extra cash...

I juz read tis article published in yesterday Today papers...
It read like tis...

NUS Centre for Clinical Pharmacology Pte Ltd
A partnership of Lilly Research Laboratories and the National University of Singapore

Chinese and Caucasion Volunteers (21-50yrs) Required for Clinical Research

We invite fit Chinese n Caucasion, males n females, aged 21 to 50 yrs old to be screened for potential clinical research programmes conducted at ur centre. The screening will involve a clinical history n examination, as well as some simple tests (such as routine blood n urine tests, ECG n chest X-Ray), n the examinations n tests will be provided at no cost to u.All info collected will be treated confidentially. In addition, participants will receive payment in compensation for their time.

If u qualify for screening, u will hve the opportunity to discuss the findings of the tests wif the staff. Additionally, suitable participants may be offered the opportunity to join future research studies.

Interested, pls contact Clinical Research Unit at :

LILLY-NUS CENTRE FOR CLINICAL PHARMACOLOGY
Level 6, Clinical Research Centre(MD11)
National University Of Singapore
10 Medical Drive, S(117597)
Tel : 6413 9825 / 6413 9864
Website : http://www.med.nus.edu.sg/lilly
Contact time : 9am to 5pm (Mon to Fri only)

Blah blah blah... all these above is wat i saw in the article. I hve no idea wat kind of test they will be conducting... Juz to let my friends noe, coz they may be interested. Call the number to ask for more info, or visit their website.

Thou i'm interested in tis, but like all noe, i dun hve the time to go for such test... :p

Happi Belated BDae To WeiCheng...

Here comes my bdae song for u...

Happy birthday to u, happy birthday to u,
happy birthday to WeiCheng, happy birthday to uuuuuuu..........
Wish ur bdae wish of tis year come true wif the aid of my luohan luck... :p

Yesterday is The Great Sage's birthday... Errr... i mean is WeiCheng's 23rd Birthday. From wat he says, he nv receive a cake celebration during his stay at ADSD... Oooppss... how come huh... For two years, how come we can skip his birthday away huh... Even the fish can get two times of cakes during his NS life. :p

I wake up at 12 noon, brush teeth, bathe, dress up blah blah blah... den leave my house at 12:40pm. I'm on my way to meet WeiCheng, Edwin n KongSeng, to help WeiCheng to celebrate his birthday. Ur afternoon program is none other den KTV. Frankly speaking, if it is not tis KTV, i doubt if i can still drag my pitiful body out of my wonderful bed.


WeiCheng's wonderful cake...

Ur venue for KTV is at Party World, Orchard. I reached the place first, n i wan to buy WeiCheng's birthday cake, according to my preference. :p Visit Swensen, the price of their cake is not as expensive as i tot. But their cake selection is so pitiful. I'm too lazy to walk to Cineleisure to pick the cake. Thus, i walk down straight to Paragon, found BreadTalk, n see wat cakes do they hve. Errr... Honestly saying, i forget the name of the cake tat i select liao. It taste like chocolate, like coffee, n a bit like caramel. It is nicely decorated wif chocolate puffs (YongMing's saliva came dripping when he saw those puffs) at the top. Tis cake is medium size, more than sufficient for 4 plp to enjoy. And the cost is abt the same price as wat i see in Swensen.


WeiCheng smiling together wif his cake... :D


Once u blow the candles, u r one year older liao... :D


As usual, bdae boy doing the cutting job for the rest... :p

Den now is KTV time. Three plp (Kong Seng not counted, coz he hardly sings) singing for 4 hrs, wowowow... we sing alot individually. But i'm still not satisfied after all. Coz, Party World dun hve veri new songs tat i will like to sing. Sob sob...


WeiCheng & Ronald / Jiro / Jinshan... Heehee...


WeiCheng & Edwin...


WeiCheng & KongSeng / Ryan...

I sing mostly wif WeiCheng. My voice turns weak periodically, Weicheng's too. Thus we support each other voices by singing together. Loud voices tends to cover up mistakes. :p Wat songs i sing huh...

Wang Li Hong - Wei Yi / Yi Shou Jian Dan De Ge / Forever Love
JJ Lin - The Mummy
David Tao - Jiu Shi Ai Ni / Yuan Fen
Energy - Tian Yu Di
May Day - Jue Qiang
Xiong Tian Ping - Huo Cai Tian Tang
Lee Jiu Ze - Ying Zi
Toro - Dui Shou
Huang YiDa - Nan Nu Hai Dui Wo Shou
Gigi Leong - Pian Jian
Z Chen - I Believe
Jeff Chang - Bei Pan
Kenji - Wu Ke Qun

and many more tat i can't remember liao... :p

Here r two movie clips taken on WeiCheng... Pls click play to view them.



Whole lot of us singing bdae song for WeiCheng...



WeiCheng's powerful vocal on tis song from Ah-Mei - Ding Hai...

Coming near to six, where we r abt to leave... We finally CUT the cake... Singing happy birthday song for WeiCheng... Keep snapping shots here n there. My Nokia 7610, tis time does not proves to be as useful as two days ago liao... Coz the light in the room is dim, thus i can't take any bight pictures wif my camera phone. Lastly, we need to depend on Edwin's phone to do the job.

Yihao, YongMing n HongCheng later came to join us. But sadly WeiCheng need to leave liao to meet another group of his frenz. Later, Mi, Edwin, KongSeng, YongMing, Yihao n HongCheng settle down at a cafe restaurant @ Cineleisure, Level 2 next to the escalator. Tat place, hve great offer. Pasta plus drinks plus ice-cream, cost u $6.90. After adding all the taxes, it is ard $7.50. It is consider as a veri cheap n worthly meal.

Meal is cheap, but the service is not good. Edwin is not veri happy over the waiter's service, which we tink he muz be the supervisor or leader of the waiters. We did reflect ur unpleasant to another waiter, but we did not make any further complains... YongMing seems like veri impress by the delicious meal, tat he commented in chinese, "Lets go for another meal".

After the meal, i need to rush off liao. Initially i work at 6pm. But i tell my supervisor tat i'll be late n will be arriving onli at 8pm. However at 7++pm, i call back again, telling tat i may be further late again... Oooppss...

By the time i reached the company for work, it is 8:40pm... Terribly late, but who cares...

Seven Swords...

Wowowow...
Today i juz watch tis marvellous movie... SEVEN SWORDS... by Tsui Hark(The director)...
Tis movie is based on tis famous chinese martial arts novel, "Qi Seven Xia Tian Shan" (Seven Swordsmen from Mount Tian) from Liang Yu Sheng. Another famous novel written by him is "Bai Fa Mo Nu" (The Bride With White Hair).

Tis movie is 2.5 hrs, so pls use toilet be4 u watch... I happen to noe tis be4 i watch... If i did not buy any popcorn combo be4 entering, i may hve to sit there wif my hands folding at my chest level for 2.5 hrs.

If u noe mi well, u should noe tat, i'm a comic freak, n oso a weapon collector freak... My house dunno hve how many weapons, ranging in size from 4 inches to 18 inches... altogether i bet abt close to 100 pieces liao... i dunno spend how many thousands bucks purchasing tis weapons as part of my collection.

U muz be tinking, since i'm such a weapon collector freak, of coz i will say SEVEN SWORDS is a good movie... No no no... I say it good from the bottom of my heart.

Initially i tot, thou the movie says seven swords, i bet onli 2 or 3 swords shall be standing out more promptly... the rest aren't taking much glory at all. And tis proves mi wrong... The seven swords display their own powers fair n equal in tis show. Thou they are not like Celestail Weapons, hving the ability to wield destructive powers, causing great damages, they r still swords wif outstanding sharp blades, tat out-shine normal weapons...

And for tis movie, it display a clear different angle if u compare wif "Ying Xiong" or "Shi Mian Mai Fu". Tis movie do not use any computerised effects to show daggers cutting across the air, bamboo sticks fly all round, causing great destructive damage... All these effects, when u see once, u may WOW... but if it is repeatly used in every single movie, plp will find tis as boring liao... Tis movie greatly depends on the martial arts possess by the actor n actress, showing how the wield their swords, n make use of the characteristic of their swords to defeat the enemies. Real impressive close combat fights can be seen thru out the movie.


Movie Title : Seven Swords
Director : Tsui Hark

I gave 4.5/5 Popcorn for tis movie...

My Scoring :
Combat : 5/5
Storyline : 4.5/5
Acting Skills : 4.5/5
Romance : 3.5/5



And tis is the movie trailer for everyone...

Here is wat the offical net of Seven Swords says abt their movie introduction.

In the early 1600’s, the Manchurians have assumed sovereignty of China And established the Ching Dynasty. While many nationalist revolts still brew within the martial artists’ community, the newly set-up government immediately imposes a Martial Arts Ban, forbidding the practice of martial arts altogether. Fire-wind (Sun Honglei), a surrendered millitary official from the previous dynasty, sees this as an opportunity to make a fortune for himself by helping to execute the new law. Greedy, cruel and immoral, Fire-wind ravages the North-western China, and his next goal is to attack Martial Village: a peaceful farming village on the surface, but in fact a gathering spot for members of the Heaven and Earth Society, an anti-Manchurian organization.

Fu Qingzhu (Lau Kar Leung), a retired executioner from the previous dynasty, feels the need to put a stop to this brutality and sets out to save Martial Village. He brings Wu Yuanyin (Charlie Yeung) and Han Zhibang (Lu Yi) from the village with him to Mount Heaven to seek help from Master Shadow-glow, a hermit who is a master of swords and leads a group of disciples of great swordsmanship. Master Shadow-glow agrees to help, and orders four of his best disciples to go. Together with Chu Zhaonan (Donnie Yen), Yang Yun-chong (Leon Lai), Mulang, and Xin Longzi, the SEVEN SWORDS is formed and their heroic journey begins. As they lead the entire village to take refuge, they encounter mysterious difficulties: their food and water is poisoned, and trails of their escape route are marked with signs leading the enemy to them. They soon realize that there is an undercover spy, and the SEVEN SWORDS must identify him before Fire-wind’s army gets to them. Between this narrow escape of life and death, the situation is further complicated by the blossoms of love...

Ya... I tok so much abt tis movie, but i hvn't intro to everyone wat the seven swords r... Ooops, my fault...


The Dragon (You Long)...

The Dragon is possibly the sharpest sword tat ever existed in tat novel. It was made from copper and has tinges of red. Its tip is soft and can be made to vibrate. U can clearly see tis in the movie, when Fire-Wind wield tis sword towards Yang YunChong (Leon Lai). The Dragon generates a sound when it strikes. The faster it strikes, the louder the sound.

Tis sword is owned by Chu Zaonan (Donnie Yen), the eldest brother of the six.


The Transience (Qing Gan)...

The Transience was the last sword tat Master Shadow-Glow made. It is made from meteorite n reflects light when it strikes. Onli the sharpness of Dragon can be compared wif The Transience's. When it strikes, it reflects the surrounding light, aiding the sword to pierce thru within the array of light beam, making the enemy difficult to defend.

Tis sword is owned by Yang YunChong (Leon Lai), the second of the six.


The Star Chasers (Jing Xin)...

It's a twin swords, the shortest among the seven. It's a ideal pair for defense, and combating in narrow landscape. However, it can oso be released out to attack the far-away opponent, catching them off-guard. The sharpness of tis blade, never doubt, coz tis is oso another masterpiece from Master Shadow-Glow.

Tis sword is owned by Xing LongZhi (Tai Li Wu), the third of the six.


The Celestial Beam (Ri Yue)...

Tis is a double sword, sword within sword. It glows when it strikes, n is the brightest sword among all. The two swords attacking technique is so unique tat it always ended opponent's life wif its ever changing angle attacking strikes. Tis can be clearly seen in the movie, wielding by Mulang (Duncan).

Tis sword is owned by Mulang (Duncen), the fourth of the six.


The Deity (Se Shen)...

Tis is the first sword Master Shadow-Glow made in Mt Heaven, probably the weakest among the seven. It is made wif limited resources, resulting its crude appearance. It take three strikes from The Dragon, to break The Deity at its thickest part. However, tis sword could help to bring out the unexpected powers of its owner, creating destructive powers tat can breaks rocks.

Tis sword is owned by Han ZhiBan (Lu Yi), the fifth of the six.


The Heaven's Fall (Tian Pu)...

The Heaven's Fall can onli be considered as a mightly sword, if the owner noe how to free itself, n make use of its freelance attacking techniques to attack the opponent. Thou Wu YuanYin (Charlie Young) owned tis sword at the beginning, she does not noe how to use tis sword, n find tis sword as veri nuisane... It is onli until later part tat she learnt how to use tis sword's real technique, n clearly demostrate it out in her last battle wif the enemies towards the end of the movie. The close combat fight tat she done is tat scene, is remarkable.

Tis sword is owned by Wu YuanYin (Charlie Young), the last of the six.


The Unlearnt (Mo Wen)...

The Unlearnt was originally owned by Fu QingZhu, whom he had stained tis sword wif a lot of un-righteous kill. Master Shadow-Glow repaired tis sword for Fu QingZhu, n ask him to unlearn his past, and find his righteous path. Tis is how tis sword earned its name. Tis black sword can launch a devastating strike by generating a strong air stream. It becomes more powerful if there is dust or rain in the air.

Tis sword is owned by Fu QingZhu (Lau Kar Leung), the acting teacher of the six.


Another good point of tis movie is, not juz one actress is playing important in tis movie. Other den pretty universe Charlie Young staring importantly in tis movie, actress Zhang JingChu & Kim So Yeun r oso playing good portions in tis movie. Esp Zhang JingChu, at some screen shots, she appear so much beautiful den Charlie Young. Kim So Yeun's acting skills r oso impressive. Facing the danger of death, she appear no fear, coz her hunger for food had overcome every other feelings in her mind. Such acting skills r remarkable.

Any funny part tat i feel abt tis show. GOT!


Charlie Young comes into screen, riding a horse, playing her flute, looking so elegant. And in next two minutes, she is almoz kana rape by the enemy. And in almoz next minute, she kill the enemy wif a fatal kill. My mind at tat time, haha... how come Tsui Hark create such a opening for Charlie Young...

When Wu YuanYing (Charlie Young), Han ZhiBan (Lu Yi) and Liu YiFang (Zhang JingChu) r trying to export Fu QingZhu out of the village, to save him from being killed, Han ZhiBan & Liu YiFang can still there sweet chating... Like i will miss u, i love u... keep on exchaning electrifying eye contacts... Den Wu YuanYing find herself veri third party extra, n oso abit feedup, den she broke out "Either u hurry up, or u two return back for ur honeynoon..." Den the whole threatre explode wif soft laughter... Haha...

And lastly is my final comments abt tis movie.
I dun fully agree tat swords will dominate in the weapon empire.

In tis story, The Seven Swords r fighting against the royal empire, which the enemy consist of thousands of troops. Sword is used for piercing, take aim n pierce thru the enemy, casuing fatal injury to the enemy. But when it comes to fighting against a large troops, sabre is the best weapon. Coz they can be wield broadly, killing more enemies wif one swift. Tat is why famous history general like Guan Yu, used a long Green Dragon Sabre as his weapon in war battle.

When it comes to combating @ narrow landscape, sabre is not ideal oso... Coz the narrow landscape makes it so difficult to wield the sabre swiftly at their enemy. Swords on the other hand can take aim n pierce the enemy at straight direction.

When it comes to long range attack, sword is oso not useful. Tat is why bow & arrow, spinning wheels wif blade... all sorts of long range weapons r invented. However these weapon will proved ineffective if they r attacking in one onli. They can onli be useful if they attack in mass. But if the enemy got near them, their long range weapon shall not be as useful as be4 liao...

These r some examples tat i share... Conclusion is tat swords dun reali dominate in weapon empire. But of coz tis is a novel. The author can make these weapons as powerful as he like.

The above pictures and movie are courtesy from "http://www.sevenswordsthefilm.com/".