Here r some jokes my fren sent to me...... Enjoy reading.....

Joke No 1

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital waiting for their wives to give birth.

Soon, a nurse came out from the delivery room and told the first daddy:
"Congratulations, you've got twins!".
"Oh!..... maybe it's just a coincidence" said the daddy, "as I'm working at the Petronas Twin Towers".

Then another nurse came out of the room and told the second daddy:
"Congratulations, you've got triplets!"
"Wooow!, this is a coincidence too" said the second daddy. "I am working for 3M Corporation".

A while later, another nurse appeared and told the third daddy:
"Congratulations! your wife got quadruplets"
"Thanks God. Perhaps this is also a coincidence". "I work at Four Seasons Hotel!".

Meanwhile, the fourth daddy-to-be was becoming very worried.
All the 3 daddies asked him: "Why do you look so worried?".
He answered, "I work at Seven-Eleven!"

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Joke No 2

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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Joke No 3

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

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Joke No 4

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."